Clovenhoof 05 Beelzebelle by Heide Goody & Iain Grant

Author:Heide Goody & Iain Grant [Heide Goody & Iain Grant]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor, Clovenhoof, Hell, Comedy, Satire, Heaven, fantasy, Urban Fantasy
ISBN: 9780993365515
Amazon: B01BQQYKV6
Publisher: Pigeon Park Press
Published: 2016-04-13T23:00:00+00:00

“And you say I can’t maintain standards!” said Nerys, her rant having entered top gear and now cruising down the motorway of bitter parting shots. “Do you know why we didn’t get that account with Dempsey Feinstein?”

“No,” said Tina.

“Could it be that the managing director’s wife made a pass at our James at the spring conference event and the MD found the pair of them playing tonsil hockey by the chocolate fountain?”

“Really?”

Tina made a note.

“Oh, and speaking of chocolate fountains. You remember that time we had a break-in and the burglars did a dirty protest in the stock cupboard?”

“Unfortunately, I do.”

“Actually, Vivian brought her Lhasa Apso in when her dogsitter was on holiday, and the mutt got a dodgy belly from scoffing your secret stash of jelly babies.”

“I thought Eduardo the cleaner stole those. We fired him.”

“That’s okay. If my sources are correct, he was doing unspeakable things to your coffee mug after hours anyway.”

Tina gagged.

“Oh, come on,” said Nerys. “The crappy free tea and coffee we get in this place, I should think a splash of Eduardo’s special seasoning would enhance the flavour.”

“We don’t have free tea and coffee,” said Tina.

“Yes, we do. In the kitchen.”

“That’s the tea and coffee club. You have to pay a fiver a month for that.”

“Well, no one told me that.”

“We asked you when you joined. Eight years ago.”

Nerys tried to work out what a fiver a month for eight years added up to.

“Oh.”

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